Friday, February 25, 2005
Dear Dentist -You seem to be a nice guy - really - you're cordial, you do charity work, you seem to treat your staff well - and you have a fairly thankless job, let's face it, no one likes coming to visit you - but I think that you and I would get along exponentially better if you would just accept that I don't do (and have never wanted to do) porn so, no, I can't open my mouth any wider, okay? Maybe if you'd take out ten or eleven of those cotton things you'd have some more room to work in there.
And please tell your assistant girl to not be so aggressive with that vacuum thing, I think she just removed my uvula.
Sincerely,
The girl with lockjaw because you're trying to set a world record for the most tools in one patient's mouth.
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4 comment(s):
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I hate it when they push that suction thing hard. Dont' they know that it hurts? I still have a scar from wear it tore open the inside of my cheek
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Thanks alot! Now I'll never be able to go to the dentist again...without thinking about porn.
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Lucky Spinster, I thought she said "vulva" too! And I immediately thought: "Now that is some SERIOUS suction goin' on."
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[Butthead laugh]
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Anonymous, at
11:57 AM
I can't decide if that's a good thing or not.
By
Chick, at
12:51 PM
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supine, at
10:26 AM
You said uvula.
[/Butthead laugh]
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Trish, at
1:31 PM
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