Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Note to self:

If you wake up in the middle of the night with the urge to pee and halfway to the bathroom you hear a crunch under the heel of your foot, just tell yourself it's a Rice Krispy and keep going - it doesn't matter that you haven't bought Rice Krispies in months - whatever you do, don't make a big deal of putting on your glasses and turning on a little light to investigate, because it will be an already dead little cockroach and you will get totally squicked out and have to go into the bathroom and wash your foot and then you'll never get back to sleep...

or invest in a pair of slippers.

or stop drinking so much water before bed.

or get a catheter or those adult diapers or something.