Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Barely worth the price of a matinee

Me: "I kind of want to see 'Memoirs of a Geisha', I liked the book."

My Husband: "I read that the girl in it is Chinese, not Japanese, I kind of feel ripped off."


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Subcontractor guy: "[blah blah blah movies]..."

Bossman: "Hey, did you hear about that movie 'Humpback Mountain'?"

Subcontractor guy: "Wha...?"

Bossman: "The one about the queer cowboys, 'Humpback Mountain'?"

Subcontractor guy: "I think it's called 'Brokeback Mountain'."

Silence.

Bossman: "It's be funnier if it was called 'Humpback Mountain'."