Friday, August 18, 2006

If you drag your unemployed, scroungy, unshowered self to Wal*Mart* at 9AM on a weekday morning and wonder, while you're putting your generic brand cinnamon graham crackers on the conveyor thing, whether or not it would be possible for you to feel like more of a loser - the answer is yes, when some derelict hits on you while you're loading your groceries into the trunk of your car.




*because I learned from tha TEEvee that unemployed people spend their days at Wal*Mart or the local neighborhood dive bar and I'm not quite at the daytime drunken-ness level yet

posted by Veruca Salt at 8:27 AM |

2 comment(s):

  • amazing how hot you can be at 9am, isn't it? I mean, your hotness must just shine through yesterday's dirt and hair grease. He just couldn't help himself! (mmm. cinnamon graham crackers)

    By Blogger Ginamonster, at 8:53 AM  

  • learnt it from tha Teevee. That is a thing of beauty....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:04 AM  

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