Thursday, June 05, 2008

the mother (entering the living room with a stern "mom" look on her face): Why are you playing Playstation? I thought you already used up your allotted hour for today?

the child (barely looking up from the video game he's playing): Dad said that I could do anything I wanted if I shaved his back for him.

the mother: And your first priority wasn't searching for a new family?