Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Dear Adam Sandler,

You haven't made a funny movie since "Happy Gilmore"* and that was in 1996. What the hell have you been doing since then?

Oh, right, reprising the SAME FUCKING WACKY MANCHILD CHARACTER IN EVERY MOVIE SINCE THEN.

"The Waterboy", "Little Nicky", "Mr. Deeds", "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry"? Oh, and this new one? Zohan or whatever where you play that same character with an accent? Seriously? Come on.

Maybe you and Eddie Murphy can pull a Thelma & Louise and drive off a cliff together.

Think about it.

Please.

Thanks,

Me




*With the possible exception of 1998's "The Wedding Singer", but that's mostly canceled out by Drew Barrymore being in it, she pretty much ruins every movie she's in.

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