Friday, June 04, 2010
If I were a rich girl (na na na na na... whatever)
I would hire someone to:- peel my oranges
- put my duvet into my duvet cover
- remove my laundry from the dryer and fold it (I like the separating and washing part)
- open and reply to emails I don't feel like answering
- put away the dishes in the drainer (I don't mind washing them, just can't be arsed to put them away)
- wash the windows
- fuel up my car
- put away the groceries
- water my plants
- periodically remove the expired food from my refrigerator and pantry
- periodically replace my razor in the shower
- wrap presents
- shop for "real" presents for people (I'm much better at joke gifts)
- get anything I need out of the garage after dark (that's when the bugs come out)
- spritz my pillow with some lovely smelling linen spray about 10 minutes before I go to bed (so it's not damp, but it still smells nice when I curl up on it)
- dust my books and DVDs
- go through the folders of photos on my hard drive and remove ones that didn't come out perfect
- have my coffee brewed when I wake up (I'll prepare my own cup, thankyouverymuch, I don't trust anyone to get the coffee to creamer ratio just right)
Labels: pointless whining
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I love these. I have always said that if I could I would hire an 18/19 year old boy to follow about six paces behind me. He would put away what ever I dropped, make sure my keys were where they were supposed to go, and put away the laundry when it was done.
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