Thursday, September 23, 2010

Things I Have Learned This Week

• Having a keyboard on my phone allows me to conveniently use phrases like "flux capacitor" and "Siamese twin burlesque dancers" in text messages*.
• Asiago cheese bagels are delicious.
• homemade caramel candies are a pain in the butt to make, but stupidly delicious.
• I dreamed that I was pregnant, had a baby boy and insisted upon naming him "Lucius" - apparently, I have a subconscious desire for my kid to get his ass kicked on a regular basis.
• Debbie Reynolds is still alive and touring and, at 78-years-old, is one of the most adorable people in the world**. 

*it happens more than you would think
** seriously, she was interviewed on my local news and I would do just about anything for her to adopt me

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