Monday, October 11, 2010

Priorities, schmiorities

so tomorrow I have to get to go to the boob-squishing mammogrammadingdong thing and my biggest concern?

I'm not supposed to wear any deodorant, lotion or perfume, and it's supposed to be kind of warm and I'm concerned that I'm going to get sweaty and gross. And then I'm sure I'm going to get stressed out about stinking, so I'm probably going to be in the middle of some x-ray room, half-nekkid and sweaty and gross - while having my boobs squished. Maybe I'll forget to brush my teeth, wear the glasses that make me look like a bug and wear my scroungiest pajamas so I can be as repellent as humanly possible.

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