Saturday, August 11, 2012him: are there any Olympics on tonight?
me: nope, it's all over
sorry, but if you're too lazy to use the internet, I'll take advantage of that because it feels like those fucking Olympics have been on for about seven months and all the sports look exactly the same at this point - it's all a blur of fast Jamaicans, divers in man-panties, the US embarrassing every other country at basketball and sports that I'm not sure actually exist (hand ball? race-walking? Trampoline? Stop it)