Monday, August 23, 2010

Okay, I'm sure there are valid reasons for needing to own an SUV the size of Rhode Island -

maybe you have seven kids, maybe you drive your five Great Danes everywhere, maybe your windowless van was too obvious for hanging out in front of the junior high looking for your next victim girlfriend, maybe you're using it to compensate for your tiny penis, maybe you just like spending lots of money on gas -

I don't know and I don't particularly care, HOWEVER, if you insist upon driving such an enormous vehicle, the absolute least you could do is learn to keep that thing within the confines of one single parking space.

Not two spaces. Not one and a half spaces. One space.


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