Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Dementia has set in

3 times today, I have been out in public and realized that the zipper of my jeans was down.

This is why old people wear pants with elastic waistbands.

Next, I'll be wandering the streets in a bathrobe and curlers* calling for my cat, Mr. Piddles**.

On the upside, once I've forgotten everything, all of my favorite books and movies will be new to me again.



*which would be pretty weird, since I own neither

** weird again, because my cat's name is Bert.

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