Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Pro-tips for the day

if you're ever looking for sympathy from me - texting me from your family's beach house to complain that it's been raining all day is not the way to get it.

if you decide to send your friend a birthday text at midnight - you probably shouldn't take an Ambien prior to that because it will take for-effing-ever to send that text on your dumb non-keyboarded phone and you'll also end up saying something ridiculous like "sorry, I don't speak Portuguese"

Labels: I'm a jackass