Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Today

I saw

• more pink office supplies than should exist
• a funeral with a mariachi band and a trillion balloons
• fog rolling in to entirely cover a playground
• a company called "In Home Decorating" (as opposed to? Interior decorators who call you to come pick up the paint and supplies they want you to use to decorate?)

I was

• poked, prodded, x-rayed and ultrasounded
• told that my "lump" was just a lipoma*, or benign fatty tumor

I realized

• breast center waiting rooms are easily the most depressing places ever
• "fatty tumor" may be a good thing, but it still sounds kinda ugly
• I wasn't really super duper worried since I have none of the risk factors, but it was still kind of stressy

I made

• black forest cupcakes that... kind of look like boobs

* seriously, don't look at the wikipedia or Google Images of that because... ew

Labels: boobs, I take pictures, suzy fucking homemaker