Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Dear Woman Who Continues To Call At All Hours, Disregard My Voicemail Greeting And Leave Messages For Her Daughter (who isn't me),

Please stop calling at all hours, disregarding my voicemail greeting and leaving messages for your daughter (who isn't me).

Also, when I was nice enough to call you back to let you know that you were calling the wrong number (because you sound about 400 years old and pretty frail and sad and I felt bad for you), you acted like you had no idea what I was talking about and claimed that you never use your phone. Even when I repeated back your messages to you, pretty much verbatim, you still claimed innocence. Fine, whatever, be like that.

Sincerely hoping that you don't drive,

me

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