Saturday, February 26, 2005
John Mayer touched my butt
But it's not what you think.It was in my dream.
And it's still not what you think.
It was a bread butt. (The detaily are a smidge sketchy - I was in an office, in a cubicle and I had a bread butt on the cubicle wall - Don't ask, it was a dream, okay? John Mayer was in my office for some reason and we were chatting and he reached over and picked up my bread. "That's, uh, mine... that's my butt..." Then I thought it was hilariously funny and I grabbed someone who had a camera and made them take a picture - not of him and me - I didn't like my hair - but of him holding onto my butt)
I can't even do the celebrity sex dreams right - who the hell has chaste sex dreams? I am SUCH a dork
Labels: dream a little dream
4 comment(s):
Regardless, you're soooo weird!
By Meghan, at 3:59 PM
By Veruca Salt, at 4:28 PM
http://www.asscracksandwich.com/mayo.html
Yeah, me neither.
By angie, at 5:30 PM
By Anonymous, at 9:51 AM
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